Part 2- Family quotes

This is part 2 of the quote book. My family quotes. Maybe from other families, but mostly my own. Enjoy!!

Vanessa- I'm a beginner's black belt.

Vanesssa- I have to take off my pants to take off my shoes.

Diana- The train! THE TRAIN!!

Josef- Piglet is a pig and so he is mean!

Me- How can I be so dumb?
Tim-It's easy, you're a girl.

Diana- I hate it when I split it!!

Vanessa- Harness the cheese!

Tim- I think you should blanket them.

Vanessa- (pointing to the candles) I'm going to turn these on.

Vanessa- will you moisturize my foot?

Vanessa- I don't want to get my hair clipped at the mall!

Ben and Joe- Pocket gun!

Ben- Our work is over now buddy.

Pamela- (holding the top of the carseat) Here's the lid.

Vanessa- I'm not a Jessica, I'm a Vanessa.

Pamela- I'm losing my pillows

Joe- You sound like a grape.

Vanessa- You're gonna rip my wig off!

Vanessa- Okay, now I need Canada.

Pamela- Oh my gosh! I just fried the milk!

Vanessa- The eggs are farting!

Vanessa- I'm waxing the candles in.

Diana- It got stuck in my brain!

Vanessa- can you put a DVD in a VCR?

Ben- I'm so half naked.

Bethany- I like dehydrated fruit especially dehydrated grapes.
Me- Dehydrated grapes? I've never heard of them. Are they good?
Bethany- They're commonly called raisins.

Pamela- It has a removable bottom.
Tim- I wish I had a removable bottom. Then it'd be easier to clean.

Vanessa- Dreams of the chicken.

Vanessa- Sniffing the dogs is my speciality because I am good at it.

Vanessa- Wiggle your dorks up and down.

Vanessa- I sleep talk in my sleep.

Pamela- Where is my purple bread?

Vanessa- I'm mouth lipping.
Tim- Is that when you put lips on other people?

Joe- I like poopoo paper.

Vanessa- my butt is finally defrosting.

Tim- the only thing women are good for is bringing more men into the world.

Me- You and your butts.
Vanessa- I have wild butts?

Vanessa- my butt looks like a butterfly!

Pamela- You've got a sickness in your pooper.

Joe- Mommy has a fatty bottom.

Vanessa- The kiddie kacker?

Ben- All women have feet.

Ben- He's a mean man with a good woman.

Joe- Is it a shower bath?

Vanessa- I'm getting too much laughter.

Joe- I'm a good wicked man!

Pamela- Did you put your brother away?

Tim- Let's make like a baby and head out.
Johanna- What does that have to do with a baby?

Johanna- I'm so used to being topless!

Vanessa- I have a shooting pain in my foot. CALL ADAM QUICK! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

Pamela- He's very impish.

Ben- I can be a shrimpie, you can be a shrimpie.

Tim- You had a chicken?

Me- My toe itches.
Tim- we can fix that.
Me- I don't want you to chop off my toe or bite me anywhere else that itches.

Ben- I'm getting too young for this.

Joe- Now we can play flying fingers.

Pamela- I've lost my ear. That should go into your book!

Ben- It's not knock it off it's cut it off!

Joe- I swallowed it all the way down to my feet!

Joe- Don't kiss me! That's rude!

Ben- Are we going to stick to the van? Only girls stick to vans.

Vanessa- You don't have to bite my head off.
Ben- I can't. My mouth isn't big enough/

Ben- daddy sized trampolines are medium sized.

Ben- yellow and green makes white.

Joe- green and blue makes dark green.

ben- i want to see old macdonald again! he's so funny!

Joe- (with a sword between his legs) I SEE THE LITTLE MOUSE! I AM THE CHICKEN!

Joe- don't change their head!

Pamela- i was naked and terrorized by the toilet.

joe- did jesus and heavenly father put us together with superglue?

Tim- where's the rest of your foot?
Pamela- i didn't need my toes so I left them in the bathroom.

Pamela- We're going around and say something we like about Vanessa.
Ben- My favorite movie is veggietales!
Pamela- what does that have to do with Vanessa?
Ben- She looks like a cucumber.

Pamela- Squish the yams! SQUISH THE YAMS!
Me- Why do I have to squish the yams?

Ben- is this your head? no, no, no!

Ben- (burps) it's like a seal!

Ben- release that gobble at once!

Ben- he's face to face with a barbie.

Ben- fat belly from eating fresh bottom.