Part 3- random quotes

These are just quotes from movies, tv shows... very random...

We killed him!
Well, kill him again!!
(the stupids)

Clench your buttocks!
(the man who knew too little)

We've got our fingers in many pies.
(the man who knew too little)

You're a little pocket rocket.
(the man who knew too little)

Either that was her tongue or she's got 3 lips.
(the man who knew too little)

Your talk of sniffing riders with invisible noses has unsettled me.
(the fellowship of the ring)

I will finally admit that when I was a baby I thought you were a ceiling fan.
(greetings from Tuscon)

Tell that to the piece of charcoal that used to be my thyroid.
(sabrina the teenage witch)

They could munch my butt.
(that 70s show)

Thanks for coming with me and thanks for helping me take a shower.
(friends)

Tom sellack- 2 of everything died.
jay leno- it's the arc in reverse.

I was just reading some old letters from nathan. listen to this one- it's beautiful. we need milk. how sweet of him to remind me that we need milk.
(will and grace)

Ben franklin- hunger is the best pickle.

have you counted the trees?
(anna karenina)

Care to wet your whistle marcus?
I'd rather spit in your face. mind you i dont have any spit.
(indiana jones and the last crusade)

it's potty wee potter!
(harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

Part 2- Family quotes

This is part 2 of the quote book. My family quotes. Maybe from other families, but mostly my own. Enjoy!!

Vanessa- I'm a beginner's black belt.

Vanesssa- I have to take off my pants to take off my shoes.

Diana- The train! THE TRAIN!!

Josef- Piglet is a pig and so he is mean!

Me- How can I be so dumb?
Tim-It's easy, you're a girl.

Diana- I hate it when I split it!!

Vanessa- Harness the cheese!

Tim- I think you should blanket them.

Vanessa- (pointing to the candles) I'm going to turn these on.

Vanessa- will you moisturize my foot?

Vanessa- I don't want to get my hair clipped at the mall!

Ben and Joe- Pocket gun!

Ben- Our work is over now buddy.

Pamela- (holding the top of the carseat) Here's the lid.

Vanessa- I'm not a Jessica, I'm a Vanessa.

Pamela- I'm losing my pillows

Joe- You sound like a grape.

Vanessa- You're gonna rip my wig off!

Vanessa- Okay, now I need Canada.

Pamela- Oh my gosh! I just fried the milk!

Vanessa- The eggs are farting!

Vanessa- I'm waxing the candles in.

Diana- It got stuck in my brain!

Vanessa- can you put a DVD in a VCR?

Ben- I'm so half naked.

Bethany- I like dehydrated fruit especially dehydrated grapes.
Me- Dehydrated grapes? I've never heard of them. Are they good?
Bethany- They're commonly called raisins.

Pamela- It has a removable bottom.
Tim- I wish I had a removable bottom. Then it'd be easier to clean.

Vanessa- Dreams of the chicken.

Vanessa- Sniffing the dogs is my speciality because I am good at it.

Vanessa- Wiggle your dorks up and down.

Vanessa- I sleep talk in my sleep.

Pamela- Where is my purple bread?

Vanessa- I'm mouth lipping.
Tim- Is that when you put lips on other people?

Joe- I like poopoo paper.

Vanessa- my butt is finally defrosting.

Tim- the only thing women are good for is bringing more men into the world.

Me- You and your butts.
Vanessa- I have wild butts?

Vanessa- my butt looks like a butterfly!

Pamela- You've got a sickness in your pooper.

Joe- Mommy has a fatty bottom.

Vanessa- The kiddie kacker?

Ben- All women have feet.

Ben- He's a mean man with a good woman.

Joe- Is it a shower bath?

Vanessa- I'm getting too much laughter.

Joe- I'm a good wicked man!

Pamela- Did you put your brother away?

Tim- Let's make like a baby and head out.
Johanna- What does that have to do with a baby?

Johanna- I'm so used to being topless!

Vanessa- I have a shooting pain in my foot. CALL ADAM QUICK! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

Pamela- He's very impish.

Ben- I can be a shrimpie, you can be a shrimpie.

Tim- You had a chicken?

Me- My toe itches.
Tim- we can fix that.
Me- I don't want you to chop off my toe or bite me anywhere else that itches.

Ben- I'm getting too young for this.

Joe- Now we can play flying fingers.

Pamela- I've lost my ear. That should go into your book!

Ben- It's not knock it off it's cut it off!

Joe- I swallowed it all the way down to my feet!

Joe- Don't kiss me! That's rude!

Ben- Are we going to stick to the van? Only girls stick to vans.

Vanessa- You don't have to bite my head off.
Ben- I can't. My mouth isn't big enough/

Ben- daddy sized trampolines are medium sized.

Ben- yellow and green makes white.

Joe- green and blue makes dark green.

ben- i want to see old macdonald again! he's so funny!

Joe- (with a sword between his legs) I SEE THE LITTLE MOUSE! I AM THE CHICKEN!

Joe- don't change their head!

Pamela- i was naked and terrorized by the toilet.

joe- did jesus and heavenly father put us together with superglue?

Tim- where's the rest of your foot?
Pamela- i didn't need my toes so I left them in the bathroom.

Pamela- We're going around and say something we like about Vanessa.
Ben- My favorite movie is veggietales!
Pamela- what does that have to do with Vanessa?
Ben- She looks like a cucumber.

Pamela- Squish the yams! SQUISH THE YAMS!
Me- Why do I have to squish the yams?

Ben- is this your head? no, no, no!

Ben- (burps) it's like a seal!

Ben- release that gobble at once!

Ben- he's face to face with a barbie.

Ben- fat belly from eating fresh bottom.

Funny quotes-friends from UHS

A highlight from high school with my friends is the infamous quote book. We put together 3 books of quotes that are from friends, fellow students, family members, and so on that we heard in the halls or on tv. Very random things. This is the first of 3 posts of quotes. These are my personal favorites from my close friends at Urbandale. Enjoy! (There are no last names. You know who you are. :) )

Jessica- Bell, bell, bell, bell, bell. Hahaha! That's bell 5 times!

Johanna- The whole purpose of my life is to ruin yours.

Johanna- Whoa! These weights are heavy.

Jessica- I don't say stupid quotes. I say dumb quotes.

Jessica- I think I hear trains with mice on it.

Jessica- I don't like this. I still don't like this. Well, it's okay. No, I'll give it to my my. Or I'll throw it away. I didn't throw it away dammit!!

Jessica- My head hurts from thinking too much.

Me- Beep, beep, beep-that's not funny!

Jessica- Liz- that's Liz with one z.

Me- I don't want to LEARN about the army!

Johanna- We're going to study the art of accounting with our tongues.

Me- Are you reading sideways again?

Me- Since when were you left handed?

Jessica- I'm not a ditz am I? Are you a ditz? No, I'm not a klutz! A ditz and a klutz are the same thing. You have to be a ditz to be a klutz.

Jessica- I was picking it off the roof of my tongue.

Johanna- I am the toilet fairy!

Gabe- Get the axe and kill him some more times. Maybe he'll actually die this time.

Jessica- My head hurts. So stop thinking. Who said that?

Gabe- My plants need support.
Grace- So get a bra for it.

Gabe- She's already dead and gone to college

Gabe- That just tickled my beans.

Gabe- I used to hang with the crowd, but the crowd can't help me now.

Me- I get to take Jeff's butt prints to Utah!

Me- Do you turn your head inside out?

Johanna- I've got to put my pants on in the parking lot.

Gabe- You shouldn't be making me molest myself.

Jessica- Isn't Jeff's middle name Ruth?

Johanna- It's a potty party!

Jessica- I'm not stupid. I just act stupid.

Jessica- Did you notice that the arrow was right side up and when you look through the hole it's upside down?

Jessica- I can't catch, obviously. Where did it go?

Me- Unknown. Are they really there?

Gabe- Do you want to manage your menopause with me?

Gabe- I don't associate with dumb juniors.
Johanna- But you associate with Liz.
Gabe- She's not dumb!

Me- I don't want to eat my guys right now. I just want to suck on them.

Me- A ring? why would they put a ring in their poo?

Me- Dehydration is when you take out the air and smoosh them.

Jessica- Don't take my alien away!

Me- Whose car is farting next door?

Bethany- What are the consequences of the fall of Adam?
Me- Eve gets laid.

Jeff- Just because I'm huge doesn't mean my immune system doesn't work.

Me- I thought you said "I'm gonna scare your boobs."

Jessica- What does JS mean? Jessica Sofen?

Me- Ew! Blub!

Me- They stick on brackets, put in wire, stick on the bands and say bye bye.

Gabe- Watch me salivate. Mark my words. Write that down. Give it to Liz!

Gabe- I don't have an anus.

Johanna- I feel parallel.

Gabe- That's the only thing that matters- I think I'm funny.

Gabe- Congested flem!

Gabe- Itch my chin and call it a day!

Jessica- I spelled the word out, I didn't actually write it. Wait, how do you spell write?

Johanna- I got hit in the eye with a car!

Johanna- You took your thumbs off?

Johanna- 986-3300
Jessica- That's a long way away. 3300th street?
Johanna- That's his phone number!

Me- Click it! Click it! You'll enjoy it!

Johanna- Somehow the name Elizabeth Bird and the word adult don't quite go together.

Adam- I think that Elizabeth needs a CAT scan.

Johanna- Well, that just brightens up my day.
Me- What? Your face? Those faces?

Adam- The rest of you are in the cadillac section of the latrine.

Gabe- Hear my stomach rumble to the sound of music.

Me- Can I cry? It's a good idea. I'm going to right now!

Bobby- Whoa, look at her go! Zoom, zoom baby!

Johanna- You're stupid
Scott T.- I don't know...

Matt- It would be cool to be both a guy and a girl. Then you could screw yourself and nobody would know.

Me- I have a hole.

Johanna- My head feels minty.

Terry- I wish I had claustrophobia.

Me- My feet are sick.

Me- There's People! THERE'S PEOPLE! You have won a million dollars. Please hang upnow.

Terry- My first and last name have very long hair to accent it.

Terry- Do you have a wiggle in your coat?

Terry- We got to go when the ladies fart.

Johanna- Terry, I'll never cheat on you again.
Terry- That scares me.

Matt- I don't believe in sitting.

Me- I parked in the middle of the river!

Johanna- He gave me a physical in his truck.

Gabe- Swollen shoes!

Terry- I don't want to be on steroids so I can be a boobless man when I die.

Terry- We got 2 types of people- the superfreaks and the Amish! They are both my favorite people.

Jessica- Back in 4th grade I was actually smart.

Terry- I can't see you anymore. Maybe I'm losing my eyesight.

Terry- No wonder I'm a psychopath. You turn me off.

Matt- You were born to babysit me!

Terry- Don't pull my back hairs! They are special to me!

Johanna- I'll buy you a drink.
Mandi- Okay, as soon as I get undressed.

Matt- I might be a woman inside.

Me- When things hurt, I suck them.

Gabe- I hate low mirrows. Then I can't see how low my boobs sag.

Jessica- Nutty ass hole!

Mother's Day

So, to all you Mother's and wives out there- Happy Mother's Day!
Today was just perfect- weather, mood, company... We started out by going up to Lehi to visit with Seth's parents. It's about a 20 minute drive so we had on the AC and the tunes and were totally rockin out-- to country music. LOL. We are the first to arrive. We open the door and are greeted by Lorna's new little chiuaua. (I have no idea how this is spelled.) I hate little yappy dogs so it was all I could do to not kill it. Then the nephews show up. Yay... At least it's good company for Porter. He loves playing with them.
Well, since Julie and Pete are on their missions, we had a chance to talk briefly to them. Julie in Florida and Pete in Fogo- Cape Verde Islands. I think it's kinda funny that we all talked to Julie for so long. She comes home in 3 days anyway. The first thing that Seth asks Pete is- "So, are there any nude beaches there?" Pete chuckled in amusement while Seth answered- "Any beach becomes a nude beach when I get there." It was really funny, but totally not appropriate conversation for a missionary. Pete is so sweet and innocent though. It probably just bounced right off of him. :)
We had to leave early to get to my grandparents house. Yeah, we totally missed a wonderful dinner-pot roast. Yummy! I headed to Wal-mart to grab a bag of chips for the dinner at the grandparents and for a last minute card and gift. That was an okay time, I guess. I went there by myself since Seth had to get to sleep so that he could go to work later. (He works graves- 11pm-730am) Everyone was playing with Porter and Porter was just having the time of his life. I was just so glad that they were wearing him out. Maybe I'll get to sleep in later tomorrow... Yeah, that's a dream that I wish would come true. He woke up at 930 this morning but that was because he didn't go to sleep until midnight and then he woke up at 3 screaming because he's teething and he didn't get back to sleep until 4. Good times.
All in all, it was a good day. Didn't get anything done, but had fun lounging around. :)